“二战”时(shí )期,盟(méng )军要(🐽)实施安奇奥登陆(🔼)计划(huá ),迫于对(🕸)一门叫安奇(🤴)奥(🍥)大炮的(de )超级(jí )(🆖)武(wǔ )器(qì )(🐉)的忌惮,要(yào )派两个精锐(ruì )特工(gōng )(📿)去摧毁这(🎲)门(mén )大炮,结果两个傻逼被派了去,最后经过一连(lián )串搞笑(xiào )事件(🔲),阴(yīn )差阳(yáng )错的最后完(📞)成了任务(wù )。 片段一:(🖍)德(🚑)国人在北非布置(zhì )了一个陷(xiàn )阱,准(zhǔn )备了一幅假(📯)的防(🛑)御(yù )工(gōng )事(shì )地(🔢)图让(💱)这二(🌑)个士兵(㊗)带回(huí )(🥔)去。他们(📙)却(🔝)阴差阳错的拿走了真的地(🙀)图(tú ),最终赢得了战役。 (🧤)片段二:他们化装成管道工潜(🥕)入(🕐)德军在意大利(lì )的司令部,给他们卫(💹)生(💔)间的(🥊)管道修(xiū )得乱(luàn )七(qī )八(bā )糟,把将军淋了个落汤鸡。将军(jun1 )去换(🚶)衣服,拉(lā )开抽屉发现一套新(xīn )的(de )军服,于(yú )是洗头洗脸准备换上新(xīn )(♌)军(jun1 )服(fú )的(🐞)时候闭着(zhe )眼把脸盆(pén )里(🔙)的脏水倒进抽屉里(🔥)了(柜(guì )(📞)子旁边有一个废水(🕕)桶)。那个(gè )将军是最主要(⏺)的一(🧘)个配角(❓),很有意思。到(🚤)影(🚩)片结束前(❄)1分钟,都(🔮)没(👅)有一句台词。最后说(🚪)了一句“谢谢(xiè )”。 片(piàn )段三(sān ):(🛃)德军(🍾)有一门超(📯)级(🐇)大炮(👆)俯(fǔ )视(🏗)着(zhe )联(🗒)军将要登陆的海滩。这二(🕌)个士兵居然化装成(chéng )希特勒和随从,去视察大炮(pào ),把大炮炸掉(diào )了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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